Open carry School

 

Open Carry School: A School in a state that fulfills its open carry dreams 

 “Berretta” shouted her mum, “Get DOWN here! You don’t want to be late for your first day at Open Carry School”.

 Beretta flew down the steps clutching her bag of ammo. “MUM! I simply don’t know what to take!”

 Her Mum shook her head slowly,. “Honey, we decided on the MP5SD3…We bought it last week specially” Beretta's eyes flared. “It’s so retro now, when You and Dad were at Open Carry School you used them! There will be boys there with M4A2’s with Picatinny rails and they won’t even notice me with a SMG” The bus started along the road, Beretta dashed as fast as she could to the stop…”I hate you!” she sobbed. 

At the school gates she wiped away the tears and watched as the kids hung out. Boys with Ithaca 10 gauge shotguns and SPAS15’s jeered at a down-town kid with his SKS. The Posers strutted around dangling their Barrett 50’s from the straps nonchalantly. Beretta took a deep breath and headed in to her first class.

 “SIT DOWN! “ Shouted a fully camouflaged teacher, in his 40's and wearing a NRA hat. “My name is Mr. Carbine and this is your first class in situational awareness. Today we are going to learn HOW we carry guns and why.” He looked about… ”YOU Girl. Stand up!” Beretta stood up, face red. “NAME?” “Beretta Ninetytooeff” “OK. Now walk as if you are going shopping!” Beretta took a few steps. “WRONG!!!” The teacher snapped. “SIT DOWN!” He took a deep sigh. “If you are shopping, or in class or a cinema or pretty much anywhere, you have the second amendment right to bear arms. It’s something this state fought for many years against those who would deny us that right. This is why you are able to come to Open Carry School. Now what use is that SMG?” 

Beretta flushed again “It was my parents….” Everyone laughed. “NO! Not the type! The MP5SD3 is a fine weapon. What use is it on your back? Imagine the scenario. You are in a shopping mall when an anti-gun nut appears with a pointed stick. He can walk right up to you and stab you with it. What use is your gun now? What if the King of England arrived round the grocery aisle ..? You need your gun in your hands and loaded. An unloaded gun is no more use than a club. “ Mr Carbine wrote that on the board and the Kids repeated it An unloaded gun is no more use than a club They sang. And it takes a good 5 seconds to get that SMG readied from your back. You Hold it readied in your hands, cocked and MOVE TACTICALLY”

 The class filed out tactically dodging from door to door to their next lesson. Guns charged and safety off. MP5K’s, FN FAL's,, Sten's,, Thompson's, M1A1’s,M16s, Desert Eagles, and the rich kids M134 Minigun with his crony carrying his ammo. The next lesson was field stripping then after break it was home reloading using a wide range of loads. Every kid was learning fast to have their gun up at all times, scrutinizing the faces of their peers in case one of them was the King of England or some psychotic anti-gun nut. 

At Lunch Beretta was reloading her magazines ready for the range in the afternoon when a cool looking Boy walked up. Staring at her down his M4’s sights he had her pretty nose targeted with his laser sight. “ Hi! You’re New!” he said. 

“Yeah…I’m Beretta” She said “ I’m Moss. Moss Berg,” said the boy shyly and switched off his laser sight and lowered his rifle a fraction. “Hmm, you wanna hang?” “Sure! Who are we hanging? There are no Blacks in this state any more!” “No! I mean…hang out?” said Moss “Sure! Said Bretty Suddenly in the crowded playground, Beretta saw a kid. He was spotty, pasty, and scowling. He looked evil personified. He was walking along normally, not tactically, but Berettas heart leaped into her mouth. HE DIDN'T HAVE A GUN. “LOOK OUT! “She Screamed “ANTI GUN NUT!”

The whole playground looked around them , searching for the person without the gun. Tom Son, one of the popular boys saw him first and as he had been moving tactically, snapped his M1911A1 up to a weaver stance and double tapped the anti-gunner. The shots rang out and something amazing, terrible and completely unpredictable happened.

 The hundreds of packed kids all carrying loaded fully automatic weapons moving tactically and with weapons up and twitching all actually fired at each other. In 30 years of Open Carry school there had never been even a single Negligent Discharge, but the sound of the M1911 suddenly cause the kids to open fire on fully automatic at the nearest perceived threat. 

Beretta lay in Critical Condition, Moss stood over her. 784 casualties within 10 minutes. It was unbelievable. “Oh Bretty, please pull through” sobbed Moss. I brought you this…”He put on the bed a little .22 S&W Revolver wrapped in a pink ribbon. “ I just don’t know how that could have happened. Maybe we didn’t have enough guns….that’s the only explanation.” 

Beretta opened her eyes. “Don’t worry Moss. I will pull through, and then You and Me are going to tell the world the dangers of Anti-Gun Laws…..Together….